Grocery shoppers.
Why is it that in the evolution of humankind people who are otherwise perfectly intelligent cannot figure out that they are not the only ones in the grocery store? Time and time again when I go shopping dimes to dollars someone will leave their cart in the middle of the isle while they debate between 3 different kinds of tomato soup.
I can just imagine the thought process: "hmm, i need some tomato soup." (Customer starts looking for the soup section.) "oh my gosh there it is! tons of tomato soup!" (in total surprize that they actually found it they abandon their cart mid-isle.) "look at this! low fat, non-fat, total fat - i just don't know which one..." !!CRASH!! (as my cart pushes into theirs.) "Oh, sorry! they exclaim, surprized to see anyone else in need of tomato soup.
Funny thing is you're likely to encounter the SAME PEOPLE IN THE NEXT ISLE!
So here's the deal. For all those who are not able to ask their favorite grocery store to open for them alone, think of it this way: it's like driving a car, you stay to the right. I was going to add more but I think Ill stick to the KISS principle.
NMW
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